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What should the shibboleth of odern International football really be?

Easy! ….

Cheaters Of The World Unite And Take Over!!!

Nope, I’m never habit to paraphrasis Morrissey!

Cheating has seemingly become not only tolerated but encouraged in the world game.

This ingrained and accepted cheat go from the literally countless lawsuit of simulated fouling  practiced by most team in the competition and most regularly by the usual suspects. Last nght it was that fag, rotten Robben, jumping around after tackle like he’d been hit by a f*cking Exocet misile!

The aim is to attain a free kick or, better still, an ill-gotten penalisation there also often the pernicious added aim of acquiring an opposite sent off  - which often works; as we saw clearly with the ivory seacoast douche bag who got Kaka sent off a few game back and rotten Robben again last night.

More serious incident are taking place too. Most notably, of course, was troll Teary Henri’s “Hand Of Frog” end that knocked out Irish Free State in the qualifier

Of course, mad Maradona did a similar thing to England back in the Eighties with his “Hand Of God” moment!

Then, last night there was the loony incident where Uruguay striker Luis Suarez thought he was a goalkeeper and used his arms to save a goalbound St. Dominic Adiyiah header, in the last minute of the game! referee Olegario Benquerenca awarded a penalisation to Ghana and sent off Suarez. Asamoah Gyan strode up to the place and really fluffed up his lines though!

The game immediately then went to penalisation gunplay And, of course, after some ridiculous Ghana efforts Uruguay won!

And who was the hero of the game, lauded like a king of all Uruguayans? … Well, the cheater Suarez of f*cking course!!

Yap, Suarez was carried shoulder-high by the Uruguay team. A real hero!!