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One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever brawl Two can be as badness as unity IT the loneliest number since the number one. No is the saddest experience you’ll ever know Yes, IT the saddest experience you’ll ever know cause one is the loneliest number that you’ll ever brawl One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two.

The English keeper must’ve been fantasising about doing nasty things to some sexy yank biddy he’d seen in the stands, when he had his hilarious Chaplin-esque moment yesterday in the U.S. match!

Man, there were more hole in him than a Swiss cheese riddled with machine-gun fire!!

Great work, Charlie Green!!

Anyway Charlie, in recognition of your great moment, I’m dedicating this great 1969 Harry Nilsson song to ya buddy! Yap, One really Is The Lonelist Number!

Yes, IT the saddest experience you’ll ever know … indeed!!

Here’s a great version of “One ” from Aimee Mann, which appeared to great effect in platinum Anderson magnificent “Magnolia” a few years back!