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Alcoholics are so amusing! The 27-year old man was arrested for failure to be in control of his vehicle. The sad part - his four year old daughter was in the car with him. Way to set an example Dad!
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Gotta love those thin tight sweaters. FOX hottie Jamie Colby on yesterday in the red hot sweater showing off her sexy curves. The leg shots are sexy too, but I would've preferred a pair of CFM heels instead of the boots.
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From Breakfast News on the BBC, this is sexy British news babe Susanna Reid flashing the goods up her skirt. Very busty as well. The last picture is from last month when she was covering the oscars. There's just something about her that really gets it goin' on.
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This is FOX hottie Megyn Kelly yesterday on America's Newsroom. Gotta love the black top with white bra underneath. Do these news babes check themselves in the mirror before going on air? Or maybe she did it on purpose. Either way, we ain't complainin' here, keep it comin'...
Megyn is irresistible,
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Enterprising reporter Stacy Burke uncovered damning photographs of the newly crowned Ms. Milf USA. Many contestants had reacted with shock when the chunky, big-titted blonde from California had won the title. After all, she had totally flubbed her interview question, had merely read a poem for the talent portion of the competition, and she clearly had not been dieting as much as her competitors.
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"Something is up at the office. Stacy Burke stays practically chained to her desk for twelve hours each day. She comes into the office on the weekends even when she is not asked. She has the constant sensation that she is falling behind on her workload. Other secretaries in her department have that same sinking feeling, but not Tanya Danielle. Tanya doesn't feel like adhering to the normal tradition of toiling at the office from 9am to 5 pm. She's got better stuff to do. Generally she doesn't even show up in the morning until 10 or 11am. By noon, or perhaps a bit before, she leaves to go to lunch. It is unclear whether or not she ever bothers to eat anything because she usually returns about 3 hours later reeking of liquor, cigarette smoke, and cheap perfume. Sometimes she has glitter on her face. Rumor has it that she likes to get lap dances at one of the local strip clubs about 4 or 5 times a week. Evidently one or some of the dancers have no problem buffing her face with their big boobs. Sometimes their sparkly body lotion rubs off on her, but Tanya never takes a moment to wipe it away. By the time she is done partying during her lunch hour she is not able to differentiate the individual specks of glitter on her face from the other bright lights she sees dancing in her head. So how does Tanya get any work done? What type of performance reviews does she receive? Well, Tanya's boss always gives her stellar reviews.
This past Friday Stacy received a dismal work performance review from the very same boss. Stacy wants to know Tanya's secret - she is just dying to know how the big-titted, blonde imbecile has become the pet of their boss. It turns out that Tanya is extremely eager to show her.. "
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Forty five minutes later Stacy was in the dressing room packing up her belongings. Where was she going? The night shift did not end for another 4 hours. Stacy snottily informed me that she was going home so the other dancers could make some money. The implication was clear: Stacy knew she was better looking than the other girls in the bar and now she was pretending to feel sorry for us! What a complete fucking bitch. Sadly, I was just relieved that she was leaving. I knew I'd start making money after she took off because my competition would be gone. I swallowed back my feelings of bitter resentment and began retouching my makeup in the mirror. Having a profitable evening would certainly help heal my wounded pride. I could barely wait until Stacy was gone. It did seem to be taking an inordinate amount of time for her to count her money.
She must have caught one of the impatient sidelong glances I was shooting in her direction because all of a sudden she strode towards me with a fistful of money in her hand. "You know," she began, "it really would behoove you not to spend so much time in the dressing room. You are not as pretty as you used to be and every minute counts in your dwindling dancing career. Do yourself a favor and go mingle with some customers. You really need to expand the use of your existing assets. Those assets are not going to be attractive for much longer. I've seen how much vodka you drink- just imagine what you are going to look like when you are 30."
Both the cruelty and the pomposity of her statement hit me like two separate slaps in the face. All I could think to say was: "Give me your damn money, bitch! I am going to take ALL your motherfucking money, you stuck-up little twat!!"
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"Stacy Burke and Tanya Danielle have spent their entire careers striving for success at a large, impersonal corporation. Their professional ethics and hard work have paid off for them as they have received numerous promotions and are held in extremely high regard by both their bosses and their colleagues. Unfortunately the women are dissatisfied. In recent years they have started to realize that they have not enjoyed enough sex or had enough fun. They resolve to go out socializing more often. Both women try Internet dating and the bar scene and privately conclude that they will meet no one but douchebags if they rely on social networking sites and the local nightclubs. What should they do? Neither of them comes up with a good plan until one fateful Friday afternoon when Stacy learns that their bosses are taking two girls from the company mail room on an exotic trip to the Bahamas! She is flabbergasted and immediately runs into Tanya's office to give her the news.
'How come the bosses never think to invite us on fun vacations like that?' Tanya wails as she flings her pen down on her desk in disgust.
'They take us too seriously.' Stacy says earnestly. 'We have worked so hard to climb the corporate ladder that our bosses view us merely as respectable, goal-oriented career women. They don't realize that we need to get laid too!'
Tanya removes her glasses and nods her head in frustrated, woeful agreement. She pinches the bridge of her nose and rubs the inner corners of her eyes so Stacy won't see the teardrops that have pooled there.
'Well, what can we possibly do to remedy the situation?' she finally asks Stacy in a plaintive tone of voice.
Fortunately Stacy has a plan. She proposes that they go to one of their bosses' homes later that evening. They will wear sexy bras and panties along with garter belts and sheer, thigh-high stockings underneath their business suits. Once inside, Stacy tells Tanya, they will do a striptease for the boss and describe every single sexual act they will perform on him if he takes them on the trip to the Bahamas instead of the mail room girls. Tanya quickly finds herself nodding in agreement.
'We'll show him how hard we can make his dick and then we'll just leave!' Tanya exclaims enthusiastically. 'He will understand that he has to take us to the Bahamas if he wants to experience the real sucking and fucking. He won't be able to resist!'"
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